Watcha Gonna Do

July 2, 2013

They say nice guys finish last.

Because, for the most part, they do.

Maybe it’s just me…but…

Even Patrick Dempsey’s coif was no match for McSteamy’s…well…steamy.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for McDreamy. But I never wanted him to McGiveItToMe.

Speaking of McAnything…

Remember Dylan McKay? Brandon Walsh had nothing on that surfboard.

Moving from MC to MD

Dr. Christian Troy was hotter than Sacramento in July. His business partner? I don’t remember his name. I don’t even remember his face. Because he was boring.

I think everyone knows how I feel about Chuck Bass. I know I’m not the only one.

Don’t get me started on the Sons of Anarchy. I mean, who needs a shower and a razor? Not me. I just need Jax Teller.


I never truly understood the attraction to Aidan Shaw. I sort of liked him. But, you were kidding yourself if you thought Carrie Bradshaw was going to end up with anyone other than…Mr. Big. He was ALWAYS the obvious choice.

And who wants a werewolf when you can make babies with a bloodsucking vampire? TEAM. EDWARD.

Also…TEAM GALE. I know, I know…by the end of the Hunger Games…you feel like you want to be with Peeta. You owe it to the skinny, cake decorating fool.

Actually, you don’t.

You’re welcome.

Hottest King, ever? Henry the VIII – as portrayed by Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The Tudors was soft porn – any way you slice it. I definitely would have been beheaded for Henry. I don’t even have to think twice – about that.

Who didn’t adore Danny Zuko? Grease is the word…obviously.

And who wouldn’t make questionable choices for Johnny Depp in Cry Baby? Ok. Johnny Depp, period.

Feel free to judge…

I heart Tommy Lee.

I also heart Dave Navarro.

Oh…and…I would have given any/all of my diamonds to Judd Nelson, circa The Breakfast Club.

So Rob Lowe took explicit videos. So what. I got you Rob…Low…Lowe.

As long as we’re confronting comebacks, we should talk about Iron Man.

I also got you…Robert Downey, Jr.

Few men compare.

Admit it…

You loved Jude Law, post nanny. And you loved Bane more than Batman.

You’d take Johnny Knoxville, every day of the week.

And there’s no man you want more than Don Draper. Unless, of course, you love Roger Sterling, my favorite Silver Fox. In which case, I bet they’d be down to share.

Note: This blog was a product of three things: lack of A/C, Global Warming and my life on crutches. I’ve been catching up on so much cable. But you already knew that.



{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Moxie July 2, 2013 at 6:39 pm

Sean McNamara was Christian’s partner. I only remember this because of my marathon Nip/Tuck viewing a few years ago.

Is that Simon LeBon on your shirt? Cause it totally looks like him.

It’s a cruel, cruel summer…


Natalie July 16, 2013 at 9:06 pm

OMG. Hearing “McNamara” really made me miss that show. And Dr. Troy. It’s Chuck Bass on my shirt. 😉


Margaret August 7, 2013 at 4:11 pm

Ok, we were clearly meant to be friends. Agreed on, like, ALL of these…ironically tho, current Jason Priestly over current Luke Perry, for reals.

(BTW- THANKS for coffee today! Would love to do it again sometime, except by coffee, I mean wine.)


Natalie August 8, 2013 at 11:58 am

Margaret – You had me at Bunko. The pleasure was all mine. Can’t wait to see you again.


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