Fruit Loop

May 23, 2013

I’m slammed, at work (love you Trev).

I haven’t had made time to polish my longer posts.

In the meantime, I would like to share a few “daily” thoughts…

I can be a real a$$hole, but I still don’t think I’m as big of an a$$hole as other a$$holes. Those a$$holes…can kick rocks. They can kick big ole’ “I’m An A$$hole” boulders.

Grocery shopping is one of my all-time favorite things to do. Strange, since I don’t prepare meals for myself. Tulips and wine count as groceries, right?

I ordered 7 bikinis online. I thought it would inspire me to cut back on tater tots and get back to the gym with Maren.

It’s too bad Victoria’s Secret doesn’t also sell dragons online. I would have ordered 7 of those as well.

Marcona almonds and Manchego cheese make me happy. It’s what I eat for breakfast when I’m out of macaroni.

It would be impossible to make up the @#$% that has happened/I’ve made happen/been happening to me. Please buy the book. Not the paperback. Pre-order that jazz.

I’ve decided to forgive myself for being crazy. And I’d like to thank Angelina Jolie for making this magnitude of forgiveness possible. Without her words of wisdom (below), I might have spent one more day feeling bad about wearing my ginormous heart on my sleeve, instead of appreciating my big, bright, emotional eyes…

“If being sane is thinking there’s something wrong with being different….I’d rather be completely fucking mental.” – Angelina Jolie

Oh, and, everything tastes better in a fruit cup.

 That is all for now.

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Christie May 23, 2013 at 4:06 pm

Marcona almonds and Manchego cheese are two of my absolute favorite foods. Trader Joe’s has the almonds with rosemary – heavenly!

Love your posts Natalie :^)


Natalie May 30, 2013 at 9:02 pm

Umm. Almonds with Rosemary? How have I missed out on those all these years? Seriously? And thank you. 🙂


Jessica Hutto May 23, 2013 at 4:59 pm

Always look forward to your posts girlie! Thanks for the laugh, smile and an occasional tear 🙂


Natalie May 30, 2013 at 9:02 pm

Thanks pretty lady… 😉


Sabrina May 24, 2013 at 3:56 pm

I like that foods that start with M make you happy. 🙂


Natalie May 30, 2013 at 9:01 pm

You have no idea Sabrina. Macaroni (& Cheese) tops EVERYTHING.


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