Team Daily

September 22, 2012

A few months ago, I ran my mouth about going to Rehab.

I said I was going to give up booze (I admit, that never happened). I was also going to make smarter choices regarding food. And I was going to exercise. A lot.

My goal? Simple. I just had to lose 70 pounds by the time I turned 33. Then I was going to rock a swimsuit and a serious spray tan at a pool party in Las Vegas THIS September.

Well, here we are. My 33rd birthday has come and gone (it was exactly eight days ago). And I’m only 60 goddamn pounds down.

I’m 10 pounds shy of my goal.

SO, I’M GOING TO REHAB ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

And I honestly have no idea how, but I convinced some of my friends to go with me.

It is my pleasure…to introduce you…to TEAM DAILY

Captain Killian

Don’t be fooled by Katie’s sweet, laid back smile. While she definitely knows how to let her gorgeous locks down, The Captain likes to make a plan – and stick to it. So…my plan is to make sure she has so many mimosas at the airport…she can’t possibly remember the plan by the time she takes her seat on the plane. I’m SUCH a good friend.

Fearsten & Maren “The Minx” Conrad

This odd couple never fails to keep things interesting. When it comes to these two, the rules aren’t difficult to remember. You don’t @#$% with Fearsten (we just swapped out the “K” in Kearsten for a capital “F”, because momma is a) fierce and b) we all feel a little sorry for anyone who pisses her off). And, it doesn’t matter who you are, you are perfectly powerless to the cheekiness that is Maren “The Minx” Conrad. I think it’s more than obvious, you want these women on your team. At least, I want them on mine.

Allison “Superbad” Yee-Garcia

I McLove this chick. I want to scream it from rooftops. And I probably will. Right before we get tattoos on our faces. Ok, Allison’s a little too levelheaded for a face tattoo – but she’s not too levelheaded to get ridiculous. And when she laughs, the WHOLE WORLD laughs with her.

Last But Not Least…Natalie Winehouse

It’s 3 a.m.

I am so excited to spend the next two days with Team Daily that I can’t shut down.

I am so grateful for my friends.

I always need them. But I really need them right now. And when we get home, when I’m done distracting myself with Ketel One and Katy Perry’s new line of false lashes, I’m going to work on making my first million – so I can repay them for all the times they’ve come down the spiral with me. More often than not, I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Someday, I’ll give as much as I take. At least I’m going to try (I swear).

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Danielle girten September 22, 2012 at 3:44 am

Natalie,
You are the sweetest person! You girls have a blast! Enjoy…..you deserve it!

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Natalie September 27, 2012 at 11:22 pm

Oh Danielle – we had THE BEST time. I’ll write a little PG summary about it soon (not that we did anything R rated). And have I told you how much I love your energy lately? I swear I can “hear” your smile when I read your comments.

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Sue Hepner September 22, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Rock it. Then can it. Your spirit. That alone will make you more than your first million.

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Natalie September 27, 2012 at 11:24 pm

I heart you Sue. That is all.

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Kristy September 22, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Have a blast. You earned it!! 🙂

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Natalie September 27, 2012 at 11:25 pm

Thank you Kristy. Thank you so much. We had a ridiculously good time. I can’t wait to share some silly stories and pics. P.S. You look pretty damn good yourself. 😉

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