@#$% The Facebook

April 25, 2013

I’ve been trying (whether it’s believable or not) to take responsibility for my faults, my failures, my past, my present, my future, my addictive personality, my outbursts, my insecurities, my inability to write (again), my inner toddler, my fascination with tater tots (and bourbon) and I decided…today…that all stops.

Today, I feel like blaming someone else.

It’s all Mark Zuckerberg’s fault.

So @#$% Mark Elliot Zuckerberg. And @#$% The Facebook.

Now…I’m going to self promote in a status update.



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